People have been coming to me for advice for years.. I figured I would share some of these thoughts with the rest of the world. Love, Business, Friendship, Current Affairs, Fears, Laughter, etc. Enjoy
I LOVE this song. First of all, love the East, West and South coast unity. It's nice to see that hip hop is maturing from the days of imaginary war lines. Second, the beat of the song is definitely inspired by the jerkin dance craze from the east coast thaat I'm feeling big time. Finally, I love hte video is simple, fun and chill. To me..this IS a hit!
I'm posting this Justin Bieber video for 1 reason.............I love Boyz II Men THAT much ....I miss the days where artist has talent BEFORE producers take over.
Benetton has a history of shocking advertisements but the new UNHATE billboards take the cake!!! They were somewhat forced to put down the ones of Pope and Imam started riots and caused outrage throughout Vatican. They vowed to sue. Wonder what the White House will do about the Obama make out shot...
A Little snippet of the Watch the Throne concert in New Jersey last night. For a JayZ fan like myself, sitting second row and listening to my favorite rapper spill out his life story in rhymes...was EPIC! Whether you like hip hop or not, being in the middle of such energy was crazy. I must also say that considering my friend and I were the only blacks within the first 3 rows, Kanye West and Jayz has made their lyrics accessible (and acceptable) across all races, sexes, and creeds. THAT is the power of music...
Some people go a little too far. I attended the Humane Society's Howl-a-ween fundraiser. I dressed my pup as a bumble bee (stinger and all) think I had a shot. When I arrived I realized that people and their dogs were as intense as parents of pageant kids! Poor pups but was a great people-watching situation! Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T
I go to a Dominican Hair Salon in East Village New York called Dolores. Every week I admire the 4 women that work here 6-7 days a week from 8am to 8pm. Yes they are hard workers but even more impressive is how I have yet to see any of them with "naked" faces or flip flops or sneakers. These chicas wear high heels, full face of make up and tight, skinny jeans ALL THE TIME for the shifts. You'll also notice them checking their hair, stopping to work for face touch-up or just self-admiration in the mirror. Almost all of these women have children.
So the next time you think you work too hard, wake up too early, are too tired..etc to look your best, remember the Dominican ladies at Dolores beauty Salon. Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T
I get the utility pants look. I have a pair myself but WHITE utility pants with UNBALANCED pockets and OVERSTUFFED with biker style PATCHES?!?! I just don't get it.
A good idea gone wrong....Overstyled pants Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T
Ok.. I know that you are inclined to just look at Beyonce but you have to check out the rather plump white kid with the hat. He appears early on and pops up at random on the right side of the screen. He is breaking it down!!! This video must have been one hell of a workout for him but he's bringing it....
On another note.....Beyonce has about 3-4 inches heels on. She is high stomping with them on. I'm pretty sure the video was shot a few times and on the same day due to the budget restrictions on videos in general. A man might not get it but the women out there do feel your pain, B.
This is a great video. Love the 80's flavor.... As expected, Eminem's lyrics are a little raw. Warning there are some hard language and normally I wouldn't post something like this nut I'm fascinated by the crazy mind that is ..Eminem
My fav lines Eminem - "You should listen when I flip the linguistics ‘Cause I’m gonna rip this mystical slick shit You don’t wanna become another victim or statistic of this shit ‘Cause after I spit the bullets, I’ma treat these shell casings like a soccer ball I’ma kick the ballistics! So get this dick, I’ma live this"
A whole motherfuckin’ Walmart d-d-down every time he comes a-r-r-round And he came to the club tonight wit’ 5’9″ to hold this bitch down Like a motherfuckin’ chick underwater, he tryna d-dr-drown
Shawty, when you dance, you got me captivated Just by the way that you keep lickin’ them dicks like lips, I’m agitated, aggravated To the point you don’t suck my dick, then you’re gonna get decapitated Other words, you don’t fuckin’ give me head, then I’m have to take it
Tell your boyfriend that you just struck paydirt You rollin’ with a player, you won’t be exaggeratin’ when you sayin’ Livin’ life in the fast lane....
FAST LANE
First verse, uh I’m on ’til I’m on a island My life’s ridin’ on the Autobahn on autopilot Before I touch dirt, I’ll kill you all with kindness I kill ya, my natural persona’s much worse You’ve been warned if you’ve been born or if you conform Slap up a cop and then snatch him out of his uniform Leave him with his socks, hard bottoms and bloomers on And hang him by his balls from the horn of a unicorn Y’all niggas’ intellect mad slow, y’all fags know Claimin’ you bangin’, you flamin’ Bet you could light your own cigarette witcha asshole Me and Shady deaded the past, so that basically resurrected my cashflow I might rap tight as the snatch of a fat dyke Though I ain’t wrapped tight My blood type’s the ’80s! My ’90s was like the Navy, you was like the Bradys You still fly kites daily!
[Eminem] Catch me in my Mercedes Bumpin’ “Ice, Ice Baby,” screamin’ Shady ’til I die Like a half a pair of dice, life’s crazy So I live it to the fullest ’til I’m Swayze And you only live it once, so I’m thinkin’ ’bout this nice, nice lady Wait, no, stop me now before I get on a roll (Danish) Let me tell you what this pretty little dame’s name is, ’cause she’s kinda famous And I hope that I don’t sound too heinous when I say this Nicki Minaj, but I wanna stick my penis in your anus! You morons think that I’m a genius Really I belong inside a dang insane asylum, cleanin’, try them trailer parks Crazy, I am back, and I am razor-sharp, baby And that’s back wit’ a capital B wit’ an exclamation mark, maybe You should listen when I flip the linguistics ‘Cause I’m gonna rip this mystical slick shit You don’t wanna become another victim or statistic of this shit ‘Cause after I spit the bullets, I’ma treat these shell casings like a soccer ball I’ma kick the ballistics! So get this dick, I’ma live this
[Hook] Livin’ life in the fast lane Movin’ at the speed of life and I can’t slow down Only got a gallon in the gas tank But I’m almost at the finish line, so I can’t stop now
I don’t really know where I’m headed, just enjoyin’ the ride Just gon’ roll ’til I drop and ride ’til I die I’m livin’ life in the fast lane (Pedal to the metal) I’m livin’ life in the fast lane (Pedal to the metal) Royce
[Royce Da 5'9"] My whole goal as a poet’s to be relaxed in orbit At war wit’ a bottle, this Captain Morgan attacks my organs My slow flow is euphoric, it’s like I rap endorphins I made a pact with the Devil that says “I’ll let you take me You let me take this shovel, dig up the corpes, Jack Kevorkian” Go ‘back and forth in more beef that you can pack a fork in I’m livin’ the life of the infinite enemy down My tenement, too many now, to send my serenity powers Spin ‘em around, enterin’ in the vicinity
[Eminem] Now, was called Eminem, but he threw away the candy and ate the rapper Chewed him up (Pt!) and spitted him out Girl, giddy-up, now get, get down He’s lookin’ around this club and it looks like people are havin’ a shit fit now Here, little t-t-trailer trash, take a look who’s back in t-t-town Did I s-st-stutter, motherfucker? F-ck them all, he’s just A whole motherfuckin’ Walmart d-d-down every time he comes a-r-r-round And he came to the club tonight wit’ 5’9″ to hold this bitch down Like a motherfuckin’ chick underwater, he tryna d-dr-drown Shawty, when you dance, you got me captivated Just by the way that you keep lickin’ them dicks like lips, I’m agitated, aggravated To the point you don’t suck my dick, then you’re gonna get decapitated Other words, you don’t fuckin’ give me head, then I’m have to take it
[Royce] And then after takin’ that, I’ma catch a case, it’s gon’ be fascinatin’ It’s gon’ say “The whole rap game passed away” on top of the affadavit Graduated from master debater slash massive masturbator To Michael Jackson’ activator (Woo!) Meanin’ I’m on fire off the top, might wanna back up the data Runnin’ over hip-hop in a verbal tractor-trailer Homie, this sick, you can normally ask a hater Don’t it make sense, these shell casings is just like a bag of paper Drop in the lap of a tax evader (Homie, they spent)
[Eminem] Now make that ass drop like a sack of potatoes What, girl, I’m the crack-a-lator Percolator to this party, be my penis ejaculator later Tell your boyfriend that you just struck paydirt You rollin’ with a player, you won’t be exaggeratin’ when you sayin’
[Hook] Livin’ life in the fast lane Movin’ at the speed of life and I can’t slow down Only got a gallon in the gas tank But I’m almost at the finish line, so I can’t stop now
I don’t really know where I’m headed, just enjoyin’ the ride Just gon’ roll ’til I drop and ride ’til I die I’m livin’ life in the fast lane (Pedal to the metal) I’m livin’ life in the fast lane (Pedal to the metal)
Got 2 Miami and a late bday gift was waiting for me. Brian Atwood suede leather buckle booties. They hurt at the ankle but who cares? Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T
I figured it taste good in a bowl...what not put it on my nails?
Sometimes even little things like changing your nail color, are the little steps towards breaking pass fears and the "comfort zone". Its just polish! It wipes off...go ahead and try something new? Maybe a cookies and cream? Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T
If i could put 1 song's to reflect about my recent break up , it would be this one. Its exactly how I feel (and felt for a while).....Beyonce has capture the words I couldn't put together but shows all over my face and in my life!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I dodged a bullet that would have left me crippled....Now I stroll, I walk, and I run ...free.
What goes around comes back around (hey my baby) What goes around comes back around (hey my baby) What goes around comes back around (hey my baby) What goes around comes back around (hey my baby)
There was a time I thought, that you did everything right No lies, no wrong Boy I, must've been outta my mind So when I think of the time that I almost loved you You showed your ass and I saw the real you
Thank God you blew it Thank God I dodged the bullet I'm so over you So baby good lookin' out
[Chorus] I wanted you bad I'm so through with it Cuz honestly you turned out to be the best thing I never had You turned out to be the best thing I never had And I'm gon' always be the best thing you never had I bet it sucks to be you right now
So sad, you're hurt Boo hoo, oh, did you expect me to care? You don't deserve my tears I guess that's why they ain't there When I think that there was a time that I almost loved you You showed your ass and I saw the real you
Thank God you blew it Thank God I dodged the bullet I'm so over you Baby good lookin' out Beyonce Best Thing I Never Had lyrics found on http://www.directlyrics.com/beyonce-best-thing-i-never-had-lyrics.html
[Chorus] I wanted you bad I'm so through with it Cuz honestly you turned out to be the best thing I never had I said, you turned out to be the best thing I never had And I'll never be the best thing you never had Oh baby I bet sucks to be you right now
I know you want me back It's time to face the facts That I'm the one that's got away Lord knows that it would take another place, another time, another world, another life Thank God I found the good in goodbye
[Chorus] I used to want you so bad I'm so through it that Cuz honestly you turned out to be the best thing I never had You turned out to be the best thing I never had And I will always be the, best thing you never had. Best thing you never had!
I used to want you so bad I'm so through it that Cause honestly you turned out to be the best thing I never had Oh you turned out to be the best thing I never had Oh I will never be the best thing you never had Oh baby, I bet it sucks to be you right now
Goes around, comes back around Goes around, comes back around Bet it sucks to be you right now Goes around, comes back around Bet it sucks to be you right now Goes around, comes back around Bet it sucks to be you right now
My girl at Bloomingdales has had always great taste pointing things out but also kept her own look conservative. Today she shocks be with a true mohawk...level 1 shaved on both sides. She calls it a moment of insanity. I think its super cool. Pauldine France Owner Caissa Creative - Events, Lifestyle, and Brand Planning
Unik and his wonderful team at Edeyo (see Edeyo.org) threw a great fund-raiser at the new Dream Hotel Downtown where they surpassed your expectations with over $100,000 raised. It was models, celebs, socialites, party people, philanthropists , among others..
Although I was suggested to go classic cocktail, a gut feeling told me that I should go a little more colorful. Besides, it was an event benefiting my Caribbean home, Haiti.
Dress: Matthew Williamson Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T
A special person picked me up and took me to the most unlikely of places - Brooklyn - for what turned out to be an awesome time. Persian Jew, Syrian Jews plus me at Russian restaurant/club = a whole lot of fun! Thank you to everyone in my life that continue to make my life as interesting as its been. I love you all. Kiss Pauldine Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T
As I wore a few days ago, I'm doing nudes with splash of orange again but this time played with textures. Linen top, silk pants and satin shoes/belt.
Top - bought a while back. Was a dress and I had it made into a top. Taupe. Pants- Valentino. Blush. Belt - purchased at a vintage shop Shoes - BCBG satin cork wedges Bag - Moyna
Destination: Art Gallery event in Flatiron NYC. Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T
Believe it or not this is one homeless guys collection! You can see his sleeping on the street....! Never undervalue the power of dedication and hard workat any level... Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T
This is the first time I an doing this but several people made this request and I said, "why not"... I've been asked to occasionally post my outfits. I don't really take full body pics at events but I'm going to make an effort to remember.
Jacket - Rick Owens Top - Topshop (the one across from Harrods in London) Skirt - can't remember. Ive had it for a very long time and never got around to wearing it. Shoes - Christian Louboutin Earrings - bought them from a street vender in Istanbul
Not sure if its a trend or not because I do my own thing fashion-wise but I felt the gold added sparkle to the nude monochromatic look. I added a "ting" of bright orange (lips and earrings) to remind myself despite the grey NYC skies, it was still supposed to be summer. lol.
Check out Fashionjunkii.com for more pics from my bash at Lavo and some of the blogger's (Rosemary) outfits.
LOVE THIS BEAT. Is it just me or EVE did not change at all!
Swizz Beatz ft Eve – Everyday (Coolin’) Lyrics
My favorite lyrics of this song...
"She got on Givenchy, she fresh like me Everytime she go shoppin Alexander McQueen"
Swizz Beatz – Everyday Lyrics
It’s showtime!
[Hook] Everyday, they ask how I’m doin Deuces up playboy I’m coolin I’m coolin I’m coolin coolin, I’m coolin coolin I’m just coolin I’m coolin coolin, I’m coolin coolin
Everyday, they ask how I’m feelin You see the ounces playboy I’m chillin I’m chillin I’m chillin chillin, I’m chillin chillin I’m just chillin I’m chillin chillin, I’m chillin chillin
[Verse 1 - Swizz Beatz] I got my Balmain on Plus my Louis on I got my Christian on Boy I get this on You see me ridin Lotus and my top b-tch gone The interior butter like popcorn She got on Givenchy, she fresh like me Everytime she go shoppin Alexander McQueen I mean, we just coolin on a Sunday Can’t wait to ball out on Monday
[Hook]
[Verse 2] My Jaeger-LeCoultre is out ya culture The hoods on fire man them boys is vultures We are family la kostra nostra Go through up and downs like a roller coaster Ay! Got my cavi- with them gators on ‘em I’m in the studio fogging with some faders on em And this beat is my entree I’m Audi three thousand, Andre
[Hook]
[Verse 3 - Eve] Evey E, I’m back on my bullsh-t Came back, came back, back with a full clip Who want problem, wah- wah- wah-, who want flip Gun taste, one lick, wanna get some of this You see that hot pink Birken, that’s a problem I’m hot like everything kickin I’m a problem Yeah, I’m a walking bow You might talk a lil one but ya looks are old
[Hook]
[Outro - Swizz Beatz] Do ya dance now (x4) Hit the floor now Do ya dance now (x2) Get down now (x4) Lets work now (x4)
Victoria Garden ice cream in West Village (nyc) on Carmine st. Taste pretty good but almost $7 for about half a cup of yogurt with 2 toppings. Ouch! Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T
This type of music is not Hip hop or R&B...this is NeoSoul baby
Shine
I made some decisions Detrimental to my life Put my trust in some translucent people Now I see through them just fine I've come back to the real world And put my bitterness behind Cuz revenge is not as sweet as my freedom And no one's taking mine
[Chorus:] Promises Broken With endless waiting Been so many mountains I've had to climb I got this feeling Something is waiting My destiny's changing I'm about to shine
Experience has taught me What I need to take me far See I can mingle with my enemies Cuz now I know who they are I'm stronger then I've ever been Got to be to survive There's a test around the Corner trying to bring me down But I'll never make the same mistake twice
Rent this documentary on ITunes. Bill Maher challenges representatives of Jewish, Muslim and Christian faith to defend their beliefs using historical fact and/or scripture. Super funny whether you believe in a savior or not.
Feel Good Motivational Music for those on the working grind. Grab a cup of coffee and get to it....
Chris Brown (Chorus)... Swear I'mma, swear I'mma get it like Like I never had it at all all all all, all all all all
Big Sean lines: "Man I just ended up on everybody guestlist I'm just doing better than what everybody projected Knew that I'd be here so if you asked me how I feel I'mma just tell you, its everything that I expected "
I know its Monday and work sucks but just think about that next check or how much it would suck if you lost your job right now...
This was released in 2009 but it didn't get the air time I thought it deserved so Im posting it here.
Keep in mind what Jay Z says in the beginning: "Focus on what you gotta do. Best way to see a person is not to look at em. They gonna be on their best behavior. " So True. My mother used to say : the best way to see who is real is to be kind. The bad friends will always take that as weakness and go for what they can get. When you see that, you know what they are about.
LYRIC
(Jay-Z chorus) When the money goes will the honey stay? When the gray skies replace the sunny days Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey When the money goes will the honey stay? When the gray skies replace the sunny days Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey
(Fabolous verse 1) It was all good just, a week ago shoe box full no sneakers though, Just moved in it's been a week or so, Brand new coupe so that she could go, White Bent', light tint ridin' like what the fuck is an indictment? Spend ten thou' for excitement that's how the day goes that's How the niqhts went, Louis bags, Balenciagas the ones talked about By the fashion bloggers, you know me I'm in Murcielago The same lime green as the Air Max Joggers, But if it wasn't here will she wanna go? You don't wanna ask, But you wanna know, will my baby weather the storm? Stick around till the weather is warm heyy
She like shoppin', but never trendy, a lil' Gucci, maybe Fendi, Island hoppin' the West Indies Diddy said got us all about the Benjis, key tile, Phillipe chow Reservations, we can sleep now Ask how much, I don't allow such, pull a Air Max out cha reptile Clutch, But who knew that the sky get cloudy, I bought a Ford Range didn't Think she'd be outty Huh the games over, seized my Range Rover, Feds said somebody gave My name over Now I'm inside, she's outside, what should you do? How about ride, guess nothin' last foreva, I thought we could watch These clouds pass togetha but heyy
(Chorus)
(Fabolous verse 3) You can't ride big, on lil' rims, you wanna do it big? You need a Lil' Kim, raise ya hand hiqh Look in the man eye I don't know 'em your honor Can't lie money comes, money goes, so you need to blow it, like a Runny nose On a lady who ain't turn 180, place none above ya, sweet Sadey Sun Stop shinin' She neva got shady, she coulda watch them box you in like a Brady But she stood up. Like what up! It's a cold world, zip the coat, put the hood up That's some sick shit That's a ill b$%^&, when you dead broke, she make you feel rich See mama your my Rihanna pull the umbrella when you see drama heyyy
A little bit of of Saturday morning positivity. When I listen to this at the gym, I feel I can take Mike Tyson head on.. LOL
Chorus: Tell me what do you see when you looking at me (x2) (Woooahhhh) On a mission to be what im destined to be (Woooahhhh) I've done been through the pain and the sorrow the struggle is Nothing but love (Nothing but love) I'm a soldier a rider a ghetto survivor and all the above all the above (x7)
Verse 1: (Maino) Really what do you see, when you looking at me, See me come up from nothin, to me living my dreams, I done been To the bottom, I done suffered a lot, I deserve to be rich, headed Straight to the top. look how I ride for the block look how I rep for the Hood I get nothing but love now when I come through the hood Getting this fortunate and fame, money make all of us change. the new Benz is all white call it John Mcain. how the hell could you stop me Why the world would you try? I go hard forever thats just how im Designed thats just how I was built see the look im my eyes you Take all of this from me and im still gon' survive you get truth from Me but these rappers gon' lie im a part of these streets till the day That I die I wave hi to the hatters glad that I finally done made it Take a look and you can tell that I am destined for greatness.
(Chorus) Tell me what do you see when you looking at me (Woooahhhh) On a mission to be what im destined to be (Woooahhhh) I've done been through the pain and the sorrow the struggle is Nothing but love (Nothing but love) I'm a soldier a rider a ghetto survivor and all the above all the above (x7)
Verse 2: (Maino) Its easy to hate, its harder to love me yall dont Mario All The Above lyrics found on http://www.directlyrics.com/mario-all-the-above-lyrics.html
Understand, yall quickly to judge me. put ur foot in my nikes picture U livin in my life picture u stuck in a cell picture you wasting your life Picture you facing a charge picture you beating the odds picture you Willing to bleed picture you wearing the scars
thank you for Making me struggle thank you for making me cry
I perfected mHustle tell me the world aint mine if you aint seein me lately im a Miracle baby I refuse to lose this is what the ghetto done made me I put That on my father tryna hope for tomorrow when I think that I cant i Envision obama I envision the diamonds I envision ferarris if the World was perfect all my niggas behind me aint u happy I made it That im making this statement take a look and u can tell im Destined for greatness
(Chorus) Tell me what do you see when you looking at me (Woooahhhh) On a mission to be what im destined to be (Woooahhhh) I've done been through the pain and the sorrow the struggle is Nothing but love (Nothing but love) I'm a soldier a rider a ghetto survivor and all the above all the above (x7)
Verse 3: (T-Pain) Now we gon talk on this spot (spot) or if im out On the block (block) I hustle hard cos its all the same (they know, They know.....) and you know that grind dont stop just cos I rose to The top (top) and everybody knows my name (they know, they Know....) Ayyy still grinding (still grinding) still hustling (still hustleing) no More pain (no more pain) no more sufferering (no more Sufferering) my ladys and my shorties and my thugs keep that task And that shine and the love All the above, all the above (x7)
This is a great beat and finally we hear audible lyrics out of Lil Wayne. This is going to be the summer hit.
My FAV lines from Drake: With my skin tanned and my hair long, and my fans who been so patient, me and 40 back to work but we still smell like vacation
My FAV lines from Rick Ross: "Walkin on the clouds, suspended in thin air Ones beneath me recognize the red bottoms I wear"
My Fav lines from Weezy: ....actually nothing..they are all just average ...but B for effort
Best Line : Your arms are to short to box with God
Nas is silent right now but I'm waiting for a come back. Focus on the poetry of his rhymes. Whether you like hip hop or not, you have to give credit how he tell a story. One of my favorite lyricist of all time.
Advice of the day! Actually..for your life. In my young age of almost 32, I've learned that nothing and no one is worth stressing over. I look in the mirror and feel blessed, I still have my beauty, health, family, mind, heart, eyes, legs, and can still feel. Appreciate these things because maybe one day you'll lose one or all of these things. Most importantly, love those that make you focal point whether good or bad. It's because you are worth it.
Within the last week alone, I have had 3 different people I know talk about an ex that is harassing them. THREE PEOPLE in 1 week! I too was dealing with the same issue today hence the inspiration for a new blog post.
Scenario: There is a break - up. Things like this happen all of the time. We tighten our belts and do our best to suck it up. We go through our emotional rollercoaster, ride ends, our head stops spinning then we move forward and carefully choose our next ride (if we can still hold our lunch from the last one). The time frame for this is subjective. In my own case 5 weeks. You meet someone new. Whether its love or what I like to call, a "bookmark", it works (see my post - "It is what it is"). We feel good, appreciated, comforted, and entertained. Maybe from there we DO find someone else to our surprise or luck. Maybe it’s certain life choices that motivate us to move forward positively and optimistically. Either way, we've CHOSEN to be happy (see post: Positive Poisoning). Then it happens.....the ex comes back for the kill. Between texts, emails, and calls, it’s a bunch of threats, name calling, personal attacks, and angry venting. WTF?
I spent my ME time, gym time, thinking about this. Why is it that when WE stop sulking and progress that the ex positions him/herself for a character assassination?? Is it coincidental? Is it a carefully planned assault? My guess: it’s the disturbing silence.
Let's go back to the rollercoaster analogy. You know that slow climb to the top? The climb that you know will be a gut wrenching drop? Have you ever noticed, even with noise, there is a silence? You can see darkness or the bright sky but it’s nothing...a blank canvas...plus you and your thoughts. That moment can be scarier than the drop itself. THIS is what happens in your ex's mind when the hunt begins. THAT's what happens in YOUR mind when you have that uncontrollable urge to tell them swim in a pool of glass then wash off with alcohol. It’s that BOOM that occurs after the silence. But this post is not about you, it’s about them.
Breaks CAN be fairly easy...breakup, tear, pain, hate, anger, friends, family, the new one, the new thing, time passes, moving on, give me my shit back, you are off my Facebook, maybe we can be friends "later", officially moved on. Pretty simple, right? The only hard part is the time it takes BUT deep down we know months/year(s) from now, it won't be that bad in retrospect. We've gone through this already. but....BUT...there is that one person you come across in your lifetime that won't let anything go even if THEY are the ones that wronged us. It’s like they are wondering "how come after what I did, they are smiling again"? "Are they mocking me with their peace"? "Let me test to see if there is still something there for me to f$%k with". All these questions happen; you guessed it, during the silence. It’s purely an attempt to boost their ego at your expense. It’s for them to feel that they can control and manipulate you at their convenience - help them out of their silence. Think about it...if they were REALLY happy and REALLY busy, they wouldn't have time to create problems and instigate. On the contrary, they would do everything humanly possible to nurture the silence and slither around you to their hole unnoticed. But instead, they:
Create false and exaggerated stories about you to make other "take their side" and play drums in their Hate You band. I pity the one-sided souls that believe them.
They claim you are harassing them. They contact you telling you to leave them alone and to move on. Just writing this line made me laugh.
They try to make your friends and loyals, THEIR friends and loyals. It’s a chess checkmate attempt. They figure the more of your "pieces" they have, the less moves you can make. This is a big favor. They can help you weed out the bad people in your life. It’s like they are taking the trash out for you. But...why would you want my trash???? Anyway...What about the good ones? They'll let you know what’s up, try not to fall for tricks and keep things right with you so don't worry about them.
They call you names that they feel are your weak points. IE. You hate liars, so they call you a liar. If you make a list of what these things maybe, you can just email them in advance to save them the trouble. It's the polite thing to do.
They tell you the ENTIRE relationship was miserable and they were never happy. Humm. That’s funny. Does that make you a masochist or someone with attachment issues?
They tell you sexually, you just weren't "it" although half the time they couldn't keep their hands off of you. Occasionally, you may have even hoped for "it" to over or it went so fast that it wasn’t necessary.
They give you a list of what they did for you. I bought you roses and dinner on Valentine's Day! "I bought your mom a Christmas gift!" "I let you sleep over!" "I bought you a gift for your birthday!" Sorry I didn’t know we were keeping tabs and receipts. How much does tolerance, patience, and pretending meaningless stories were fascinating costs per hour? hummm. Anybody know? Petty POS. Send them your accountant's contact. Maybe some of those are eligible deductions.
They threaten to keep or give away certain things that you want back. Again petty POS. this is because they want you to beg. They want to know that they have the power to make you suffer. My remedy? I prefer not to say. It might be held against me in a court of law. lol. In all seriousness, this is because holding on to that THING is like holding on to you. If I can't stand someone, why the hell would I hold on to something that is theirs?? Side note: did I tell you my dog is a BLACK, FEMALE, FRENCH bulldog with a sassy attitude? :-) Miss her.
They talk crap about your possibilities of finding anyone else or just bad mouth your current. The smile on your face should say it all. It should say everything. Haven't seen that smile in a while, have ya?
They accuse you of take their stuff or money. Most of the time, they are hiding the crap themselves. It’s all part of keeping the fire burning and the control. They set up the scenario, play victim, and then accuse only to laugh at you in their mind as you fall for the trap. Be aware and remember the 1st point in this list. They'll have someone to back them up or defend them so you may have more than 1 person to handle.
They try to make you jealous with someone else. This is an easy one. 9 of 10 cases of people I know report that the "replacement" never lasts. Why? Because the intention was never to keep them. The intention is to use them in the beginning to show you they moved on, they are happy, they can have someone else..blah blah ...and ..they are having..ah oh..sex (hand on mouth) with someone else. If your ex is anything like mine, you've already gotten over the latter early on and you are actually glad someone else is dealing with the stupper. They make their newbie initially as visible and obvious as they can. Pay no mind, handle yours then their pawn no longer serves its purpose...next thing you know..poof..they are downgraded to a side order on call. My thoughts: if you are going to make me jealous (if I even care enough), you better BRING IT. I better look at your arm candy and say DAMN, touché, Pauldine - you've been served! Do that (if you can break my confidence), I will politely put my head down, tail between the legs, hate you in my murmur, then envy the living crap out of that person. Otherwise, keep on compiling and accumulating hoping they will all add up. Sista talk - I ain't purrfeck. I ainn't no Naomi but yo boo make me feel lik I am. Thank you for the extra boost.
When all fails, they say they need you for something. They trust you and like you as a person again. Please. They trust you now, they trusted you before, and they'll trust you always. They will and always will like you. It has nothing to do with it! You’ll just never hear that come out of their mouth to you or others because it NEGATES ALL OF THE ABOVE. The reality is the person, whether they left you or you left them, NEED to feel they can still affect you. They need you to make them feel good, strong, powerful....so....what does that say again about the prance-around gimmick in the previous bullet point. Tell the accessory: Damn it! Do your job better so they stop hounding! Make them happy so this transition can be smooth and happy of all 3 (or 4, 5, 6 whatever) of us. It can be win - win!!! NOTE: the need for them to feel powerful and in control also may come from the fact that in their silence, they actually feel weak and bored. You are the easiest target. Don't worry, eventually they start playing the same game with the "frosting".
My fav?? They try to make you desire them. Maybe opening the door with a towel. Maybe brushing past your arms or leg. Maybe randomly saying sweet nothings. Don't fall for this. Whether you give in or not, they go back to crazy. Lets the "page fold" take care of this. It’s their job anyway, no longer yours.
So going back to silence....
Lama Yashe, author of The Peaceful Stillness of the Silent Mind, writes "at certain times, a silent mind is very important, but silent does not mean closed. The silent mind is an alert, awakened mind; a mind seeking the nature of reality."
The silence in your ex's mind wakes them up to the reality that you truly desire to set yourself free and no longer will act as a crutch to their limp. It’s the anger that they can't have you on strings and have everything else at the same time. It’s the realization............that no matter what they say or how they act...........they actually.............want and need you. You have VALUE or else they would cut all strings and disappear. This is why they push you away but keep you within visible distance or reach. Remember! They invested time in you too!!! So seeing their efforts, comfort zone, the reliable sidekick, and the do-buddy walk away without leaving back any "perks" is a the BOOM in their silence.
Acknowledgment is a form of flattery. Cold disregard and laughter is best remedy. (I wrote that)
Focus on your silence and make your desire to be happy...... your BOOM.
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NOTE: This is dedicated to my new lil lil lil"sis", my big mamma "sis", my techie - Thank you for the personal stories and inspiration. To my Bling BOOMer - love the way you make me feel - acknowledged and important in your life. All of your actions, talk and contact (online and vocal) revolve around getting my attention and controlling me. I must be worth "toying" with. Love you for it. One day maybe we'll be friends but now I'll keep you in the only positive light left - as my BOOM.
Do you know how much guts it takes to face a beast 100 times your size and weight? Now add that you are facing this beast on THEIR territory....a world you know nothing of but know entering may take your life. The final kicker?? That beast has friends... I'm impressed by this cat. I know I may be looking to deeply into this for some but think about it. If a small cat can believe in the good of a "odd" stranger and the support of its family, why can't us as humans also have that kind of confidence with people of other worlds, race, creed, sexual orientation, foods, scents, dress, etc? Why do the great "seas" of nations we aren't familiar with reinforce our "us vs them" positions so much that we create a self-imposed ignorance? Why, with all of our access to internet, libraries, TV, discounted flights..heck, cellphone browsing...we let differences in others bring out our fears instead of our curiosities? If dry fur and wet smooth skin can enjoy a caress, then why can't skin and skin...blood and blood....hand and hand? What's really the difference?
....and people wonder why so many Muslims have a "tiff" with the West. I fear a potentially aggressive reaction to this decision to play out over time.
Little known secret....I LOVE when animals speak whether by graphics, adlib, or cartoon. Kung Foo Panda...first in line. Dr Doolittle - a must see. I think it stems from my Sesame Street memories....need to psychoanalyze it. Whatever..just enjoy!